So I got my period. Finally. In related news, I reinstated my belief in God.
you could tell him that chauvinism doesn't go very well with his gay homemade tank top
That shit is worth it...they got medicine for that now a days
Boys can't fool me. I know "want to come up and meet my dogs?" is just a nondirect way of saying "come up and meet my penis".
i don't know where i am. i made bad decisions. i think this guy is dead.
He left with a pair of dress shoes, some goggles, and a shot glass. I think we should follow him.
So im on with some ukrainian stripper for a vodka tasting tomorrow. If I die tell my family im awesome
Im gonna need you to always be ready for drinking or this will never work. grow up peter pan.
i just remembered that i did the "single ladies" dance ON THE BAR...fuck you slippery nipples i curse the day i discovered you
Dreamed I made out with a stranger after falling out of a car, let's make this happen tonight.
Just follow the currents of life. And if they take me on to a guys dick, so be it.
does 2pm fall under the wake n bake category?
You literally asked him, “Do you come here often? Do you want to visit my vagina?” With no hesitation
Dude, the worst part is I can't even pretend it didn't happen because she posted a video of it on Facebook.
eveytime i go to his house my cute clothes always get taken off what's the point of even wearing them there?
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