Come back if u want to. I'll do some dirty shit to u mamacita.
I just accidently sent my poop smells like vodka to 27 people in my phone book
that would be two times in a week with two different guys.
they have the same name so it only counts as one guy right?
Just hooked up with a girl I met in line at Taco Bell. I told you leave me to do my own thing and I'll get it in
We are taking shots off of spoons and listening to Mary Poppins.
siamese drinking twins saturday is a go ... bring duct tape.
I think i just fucked the same guy a second time without realizing it....does that make me a good whore or a bad whore???
Things i learned at work today: do not put mayonaise on a tattoo, it will get infected.
I feel like just to watch it, I need to be high. To understand it, I'd need enough drugs to kill an elephant.
Lead with your genitals is the best advice I can give you.
She wanted me to watch her masterbate and after she thanked me for a wonderful evening and left. This state is weird.
Is using cherry lube as jam shameful or hilarious
The only time we had a decent conversation was when he was on acid, and, like, that's not a great start to a relationship.
National tequila day this year falls on a Monday. I've never been more disappointed in my life.
I'll do whatever I want when I'm 80.
If you are still alive at 80 I demand a medical explanation.
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