I just spent the night with a bunch of indian guys and i wasn't attracted to a single one. Yeah i've officially become an anti-indian indian.
David Carradine died? Should I be thinking about this 10 min before my interview?
Haha just ref him when they ask a questin about kung fu which they will since ur Asian
I don't plan to be alive for 2010 so ima say this 12 hours early. Happy New Year bitches
so i may have indirectly taught my 13 year old campers how to give blowjobs.
Just got super judged by a walmart cashier for buying diet pills and candy in the same transaction. Like she has her life figured out.
Gotcha. Well, I'm puking and trying to keep down water from a mug that says "love the moment" around the rim. Not loving this particular moment.
Piecing together the sordid story from witness accounts and photographic evidence, courtesy of Fcebook. My night included Mojitos, lighting the bar on fire and declaring myself the Queen of Nerds when I stole someone's flashing tiara. Woke up this morning with a velvet cape and plastic scepter to match. Mojitos are awesome!
Then she said I give the best mouth hugs and bar went silent.
Dude when the cops came you ran through the fence. Fucking THROUGH it. You're a master ditcher.
Preparing for the bar exam has made my whatever disorder you said I have act up again
I better not get a vid of you penile helicoptering
Ok I'm drunk as fuck already at 529 and this waitress started flirting with me, I wanna bang her for acknowledging my existence
We both knew it was over when I took a u turn at her belly button.
I'm too hungover to Google him and try to save face.
She's wear your skin crazy! Is it wrong that I'm gonna fuck her 1 more time though?
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