well i just puked at a family gathering so i can cross that off the bucket list
I'm starving. my midnight snack, aka a teaspoon of cum, isn't holding me over
I wonder if those guys know that i know that is a halfway house and dont just think it is some cool older guy frat house.
I just watched nsync videos for the past half hour and you could totally tell lance bass was gay in all of them
Turns out, his fucking is as lame and staggered as his NFL career.
There are six slides. In going to pee in five of them. You have to guess which one to go down. Agree?
Agreed.
Oh my god. You have got to get off that breast feeding support group. They're on to you, dude.
YOU CAN'T JUST DO COKE AND THEN CALM DOWN
I threw away my jacket instead of washing it, the jungle juice stained me more of shame than red food coloring... i have never been that white girl wasted before...
So I put a beer on your bed and jumped on th3 other side of the bed like in the commercials. You my good sir, owe me a budweiser that your bed drank.
we superglued breast forms to his chest. those aren't coming off anytime soon.
I'm to childless and to single to be asking myself why I'm so sticky
He tried to brush a hair off my cheek, but turns out it was just a freakishly long chin hair. So no, we didn't bang.
If walking through the neighborhood with a bottle of tequila and margarita mix is postgrad life, I'm okay with it
Only you could get too drunk for taco bell. I don't know if I'm jealous or ashamed. Go to bed.
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