Holy wow, I found all the old poems u wrote me back when we were in looooooooove...just sort of wild to look back on, thought u'd like that
Running into every girl no one would hook up with here at rick's. Typical.
You know you think of me naked too
Not since I found Jesus
We planned for the zombie apocalypse. In great detail. Of course there was booze involved.
I managed to lose everything but my socks.. which stayed on all 6 times we had sex.
Yeah well margarita Wednesday already came twice this week and it's just now Wednesday
I'm at the bar alone. Is this how you feel?
If shame burned calories, I'll be back to my birth weight by the end of this weekend.
I'll never be able to have sex on these sheets. I'd have to cover up the eyes of every single Elmo.
You then showed up downstairs in only a robe, telling everyone how you were "the most chivalristic fratstar ever."
I was just too high to be in rapids man. I just screamed for the entire time I was jostling about.
Getting my nails done with Diana... I'm going for the keep your friends close and the girl who's dating the guy you want to fuck closer
So take that alcohol. I still win. I ALWAYS WIN. Plus i didn't have to wear clothes. DOUBLE WIN.
An old white couple caught us smoking the foot long. THE LOOK ON THEIR FACES.
the cops drove by and you were on your back in the middle of the side walk with your arms and legs in the air yelling that you were a dead bug .
Randomize
