i dont think there is any level of not caring that i havent covered in the last month
it was average length and chubby
so kinda like him?
now i'm wondering if all guys are shaped like their penis...
there was a guy who was being paid to stand outside of Abercrombie without a shirt on... normally i would be okay with this but he was 40...
At what point did you think the cops were actually coming to hang out with us
You cant hold me accountable for my actions when im high.
Her boyfriend was wrestling another girl. But, she said she was okay with it because she kept checking for boners--w the back of her hand like she was checking for a fever
So, since you're now a four night stand, I feel comfortable asking: Did I leave my sunglasses at your house? Or my underwear?
Well, that now makes it the 4th girlfriend in a row to cheat on me. I don't even care anymore...I'll date a prostitute and not even worry.
We got the DJ into it too! "If there are any dudes into other dudes out there, my man mark is looking to get pounded. Buy him a drink stat!"
how many people can say they bit their tattoo off?
All those movies are bullshit, there is no way to run down a line of parked cars, they`re too far apart. my faces hurts so much right now
I'm sitting on my couch eating a bag of marshmallows and watching someone run bare ass down the street. What has happened to my life?
As I was balls deep, she moaned "i can't wait to see what how hot our daughter will be". Instant de-boner
sex on acid sucks though, i want to connect with the universe not your dick.
Right now I'm laying face down on my carpet in my living room in the darkness sending work emails from my phone.
It's a glamorous life.
Oral sex and brunch. The perfect sunday morning.
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