I just walked by a ginger with a mullet. I repeat GINGER mullet. So help us God.
Why dose there have to be another girl there for you to do this?
its hotter. Way hotter.
she reminds me of the kind of girl who'd fuck in church if you asked. I can dig it.
Something's wrong. My throat is definitely not in it's normal spot. Way too low.
Moral of the story: If you're gonna throw a glass of wine in a guy's face, don't do it in your own kitchen.
...Saturday night. Get your dick ready. We are going to go nuts. I want to have sex fucking everywhere.
You had a hot dog outside the bar then made me stop at McDonald's for a double quarter pounder. I'd say you've more than filled your drunken meat quota.
Her only article of clothing is an American Flag
Do you have paint?
Paint? I wish
OMG WHAT ARE YOU DOING
Oh please not the Easy Cheese again. That was weird.
Because drinking and showering don't go hand in hand. There that's my PSA of the day.
It's always nice when a total stranger hates your ex just as much as you think they should.
This electrician is just ripping my house apart and I'm too hungover to ask questions
I got your flops too. But yeah you rolled off your raft a bunch of times so we had to ask the white trash squad to help you back on. You bit one of them
Don't date the locals. They're all tainted.
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