What happened to our ballroom dancing plans
Any toy can be an adult toy. Location, location, location.
Now that I'm 21, I feel like I'm letting North Dakota down by not being drunk everyday
I cant talk about it right now or let you guess, but its something you and i would do. Kinda like that time we had the case of beer and went bowling
You hooked up with minors in a golf cart?
he got a rim job in the basement.
apparently i was the one who gave it to him.
why did you let me tell everyone that you can get herpes from the ice luge and then let me do the ice luge?
I resisted the temptation to hold the cake in one hand to alternate bites with the ruffles I was eating. I decided that might make me look dysfunctional.
Have you ever felt like autocorrect is judging you with its suggested words? Like how it won't suggest certain words until you type in pretty much the entire word, is it just thinking 'No way did this dude use "consent laws" in the same sentence as "17th?" Or is that just me.
I just found a half a joint in my bed. . .don't know if this qualifies as a proud moment or a cry for help
Just saw a government minister puke and rally.
If you don't turn up on horseback dressed like a highwayman I am not having sex with you today
Dude. I keep thinking about how I let a man gum my vagina.
you asked how they got the microwave in the air. we had to explain three times that it was mounted there until you finally feel asleep
Dude just saw some some guy puke out of a car window on the highway going to school.
& I came downstairs to find my whole family discussing the fact that I have a vibrator, which my mom found accidentally....
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