Sadly no. But I was pantsless when they came to get me. Which made me miss you...
Woke up with feathers in my hair. at work. still drunk. sooo awkward.
After last night's events, I googled "how to change your life direction." I found a really helpful ehow.com article.
girl in the front row yawned. double jointed jaw. i know where i'll be sitting next class
she woke up, said "please dont tell me your name, i dont want to remember it"
Had a couple pieces of pizza for breakfast...suck on that Jamie Oliver.
been home a week and haven't blacked out yet. i miss college
so i made out with some dude last night at the bar. and some girl just stood there and watched. i felt bad so i made out with her too. She looked like she felt left out.
Its so fun. We're having a music war with the boat next to us. They have strippers.
I AM HAVING A WEIRD OUT OF BODY EXPERIENCE. IN CAPS LOCK.
Also he wants to know a casual, consise way to ask a girl in a bar if he could eat her out. Think on that.
You were, but he disappeared after you said you wanted him to get you pregnant so you'd have a child by the time the Boy Meets World sequel starts
There's a certain feeling that only comes from wearing pearls to hide hickeys
I don't get it. If he broke into Taco Bell at 2 am, then why couldn't he have brought me home a fucking taco???
you need to drop off my dinner before you go see him because i'm not gonna wait until you're finished fucking him to get my damn chinese food
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