doug butabi!
steve butabi!
hotties wanna shake it
Best news ive heard all week. The cougars r coming! The cougars are coming!
Sex tip #67: Jizz in the eye is very near the equivalent to pepper spray. Not recommended for pleasure enhancement.
chatroulette drinking game turned into a foursome.
Remind me to never go to the bar with your Asian friends again. I need to be able to read or pronounce what I'm drinking.
You didn't want to have sex last night because you said your grandpa just died and you didn't want him watching..
It's official drugs can't kill me
When I got up in the middle of the night, puked in his trash can, and snuck out the front door, I pretty sure he knew it was over.
He's passed out. He nodded his head when I asked if he's alive though...so there's that
Dude, do you think he'd be pissed if he found out that I always reference him as my starter husband?
It's 2017. Get with the program. Also remind me never to get margaritas with you ever on Cinco de Mayo.
Like wanna sit on your face while you speak German hot
He did a backflip because drugs
We could just stay sober.
No! We tried that once.
It sucked.
From now on I'd like to be known as Rampage.
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