you only like me because i go down faster than a bridge in minnesota
I tried watching the view, i got through 8 minutes. That is probably a world record.
They always sound like a bunch of chickens.
Her vagina smelled like hockey gear.
She walked in, looked at the bed, sniffed, sighed, and went to grab her cleaning supplies. I'd say she knows.
He's socially awkward. He has a big dick. We've had this talk before, they're socially awkward because they don't leave the house they just sit home and play with it.
Well then sir I'll probably see you tomorrow after my class and at 3 with your clothes off. Sounds like a solid way to start the weekend to me
wait can you just like go into detail with this penis touching thing? like was it a hand job or was it like a day at the petting zoo or something
After you threw up you would repeatedly say "napkin" like a siren until somebody got you a fucking napkin.
I agree though, his intact virginity is truly the tragedy of the century.
My aunt left me alone with the instructions to "get waisted" by the time she returns. I love drunk aunt.
I have the liquor shits and this time, it's personal.
You were holding onto her boobs like you were adrift at sea and they were the only flotation devices
I just got CPR certified, don't make me need these skills so soon
Have you heard yourself have sex?
I'm not THAT loud...
My neighbors filed a noise complaint.
He has a penis. Therefore, he counts.
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