i forgot what you looked like. so we left to get pizza. sorry
I need to stop researching the drugs I do on Wikipedia. The parts about abuse and dependency hit too close to home
Im beginning to think that if I ever write an autobiography it will have to be mostly fill in the blank.
I just told my sister I love her. I'm in no condition to drive.
If the world would stop letting me feel invincible I would probably stop doing this shit.
I DO NOT KNOW WHO SHE IS, WE HAVE NO MORE FRUIT, SHE CAN'T STAY HERE.
My stalker sent me an erotic poem. Who knew anyone could find a way to rhyme birth and girth so eloquently?
Hooked up with a guy dressed as Miss Frizzle last night... Asked if I could ride his Magic School Bus
You grabbed my arm, said "I need you" in a very concerned voice and dragged me to the other room where you were blasting Evolution of Beyoncé.
I just have to decide what I love more, food or dick.
And some neighbor just saw me naked and hunched over a bag of potato chips stuffing my face. Maybe clothes aren't a bad idea.
Well I've consulted some psychics but they keep saying all they hear in my head is screaming and all they see in my future is pool noodles and cheese dip?
Our breakfast options are microwave popcorn, wavy lays and fireball
We still getting married? Or were you day drinking
Can you confirm that you aren't dead?
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