What happened at the top of the stairs is never to be spoken of again.
He took naked pictures of me and told me if I ever got to the Disney Channel level of fame he would help me out. I think i'm in love
The tent wall coming unstaked in the wind and hitting me in the face really sobered me up
If I come over right now will you promise to distract your grandpa in the morning so I don't have to do the walk if shame with 1940's style judgement?
We started snorting MDMA at 3 in the afternoon...it was never going to end well.
No more tipping the bathroom attendant with your phone.
Hes still mad that I left the room mid-hookup to go get a pickle from the fridge.
when you wake up try not to move. we are betting to see if more sprinkles stuck to you or the pong table.
Night just started and I've already seen a woman headbutt a brick wall. Unintentionally. Epic to say the least
I WISH WE COULD PLAY THE DRINKING GAME TOGETHER AND THEN BANG FOR AMERICA.
It's supposed to be a shit show, it's an end of the world party.
We ended up at a lesbian bar and all my co-workers tried to get me laid. This is not how I envisioned coming out.
You're talking about alcohol when the smell of hand sanitizer is too much for me right now
i dont believe you. i want proof. if you end up at a hospital send me a pic.
It's like every time I'm baked I discover my fingers all over again.
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