i saw a guy balancing a black cat on his head last nite
get a pic
i tried he was too far away anotherguy was walking with paper bags on his feet explain that
i want ur life
you know you should just kill yourself when you are helping your 16 year-old sister get ready for a date and you're going out to dinner with you parents..
i gave him head before the novacaine wore off...i think his penis touched my lung
small problem..I have a major exam in the morning so I might have to go to the library after the party
so no drinking for you?
don't be silly
No dude, you can't hot box a bus shelter.
her facebook pictures are like a timeline of all the guys she's screwed.
So... he formspringed me a link to every nude pic ive taken since he 8th grade. ive evolved nicely. but im nervous as to how this a website.
I was cut off by 8, I need to rethink this breakup therapy strategy
It's barely 9 am & I've already had an ice cube IN my vagina
Dave called me blind fucking drunk thinking he was going to die from drinking with drake bell(wtf?) saying "it's all that drake motherfucker's fault" and later proceeded to tell me "you are my twitter"
Hah I guess I sent that to like ten people, along with another one of me sitting in a bath tub eating an ice cream sandwich.
i need to un-sleep with a few of those brothers before we ever go back to that house again. i'm serious. i will not be a fraternity groupie.
I mean, he's 40, foreign, artsy but with substance abuse problems and estranged children. How is he not my type?
He texted me at 2am telling me to come get my American flag from his place, if that's not code for sex idk what is
Her mom came in and passed out drunk on the floor next to us while she was riding me, "it's all good, she does this all the time" is what she said
Randomize
