And then I have a slight inkling that I went up to the bar and tried to order the bartender.
Where can I buy a trophy for a Groupie Award?
She had sex with a merch guy. . . band guys make you groupies, Merch guys just means she's easy.
Absence makes the cock grow harder.
I just scratched behind my ear and found icing. Fuck you.
Nothing says "I'm a sorority girl" like puking at 830 in the am, wearing my anti-hazing pin, and getting ready for a tea party.
He wants to know how I lost my bra in his pants....id like to know too
The way I'm gonna look at it is, if you don't makeout with your roommate once in college, you didn't do something right.
I can only take thier stupid "I think beauty school is for me" routine so long until I have to bitch slap them with some knowledge
possibly one of my favorite moments was wiping it off your nose after you high fived a bouncer
Just realized I used a picture of my little sister to holler at a guy, only 3 months old and she's already my wingman.
Can you rollerblade?
No, why?
Honestly, I was high and picturing us roller blading together. I wanted to see if I could make my dreams a reality.
At least is you came to Milwaukee to visit me you'd get the best mind blowing sex of your life and free wifi. Who doesn't want free wifi!
As we have told you before, the first rule of hook-up bingo is we don't talk about hook-up bingo
Dick. I'll go round and break his windows. I've been watching Sons of Anarchy on Netflix.
So I bought that bathing suit yesterday and got buyers remorse so I returned it today and then stole it. Win win.
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