JoAnns office is warmer than mine. . .it must be because she has the gateway to hell under her desk.
He like poked it twice with the tip of his tongue then left it alone. I'm sad.
you know i'm gay cause i'd have sex with lady gaga. what straight man would say that?
Look at it this way: if he'll have sex with a tomato, he'll have sex with you.
I woke up and watched my kitten suck on his nipple. Way too hungover to intervene. He thought it was me, so he just giggled and mumbled "mmm girl."
Seriously? God I hope he wasn't lactating.
......... Poor kitty
My boyfriend correctly calculated the time I would be out of alcohol and showed up about four minutes after I'd run out with two bottles of wine. I think this is love.
the amount of chicks and firearms here is unnerving. this will end awesomely or at the morgue.
You fed me pizza off a sword last night.
Again? Most people check out of hotels, they don't escape from them
His dick is as big as my 7" heels... Awkwardness is forgotten.
I know I'm moving in six days but getting wine drunk and laying in bed just sounds so good right now
Question: When you have the names of 4 guys tattoo'd on you, how do you make the 5th one real special?
you were acting out moves from the wwe, in a dress. then you sceamed "you can't see me" and ran out of the apt.
honestly if there were pictures of last night i would be embarrassed.... im embarrassed without pictures
Why is there a pair of panties on my front lawn?
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