Just asked what her favorite part of a guys body is. She said ballsack. I'm in love.
BLOW JOB GIRL IS IN WALMART
Some people actually refer to her as Kaitlyn you know.
My mom is wearing Ed Hardy. There aren't words.
She called me Spock and proceeded to ask me to 'teach her the ways of the force'. I just couldn't do it after that. No way am I fucking a girl who can't tell the difference between Star Wars and Star Trek.
It's either jizz or frosting, and either way, someone's being held accountable.
i dont care. it has been a 14 hour day, and we are all celebrating by alternating shots and grilled cheese.
I just took a shit with a lightsaber in my hand. Dreams fulfilled.
I think you have the right to know, the water bottle you drank out of the other night is the bottle we use to catch what drips from the toilet. Love you!
I love shooting for the middle. Those girls never wake up well.
My taste buds are fucked up, everything tastes like fire after last night.
So much rum. So many feels.
this new dose of ADD meds is totally being waisted with the unemployed new graduate thing if only I could add my hyper focused side effects to a coverletter
I just wish the first erections of my life didn't take place at a dentists office but hey whatever I turned out alright
I'm ne vrr drinkjng againnnnnnnn dforeal.
"You can have sex in my class, just stay quiet. I don't like noise." My professor... Shall make for an interesting semester.
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