handjob tips. give me some.
I told him I'd give him a BJ if he admited Hanson was good.
my mom just informed me that im way nicer when im high and offered to supply my weed until our house guests leave.
does that include her cleaning your bowl?
Unless you're gonna start buying my underwear, you have got to stop ripping it off of me.
i just came to a realization. Besides probably food, in my lifetime i think i have spent more money on legal fees than anything else
Dude, I lost my shirt, and my doorknob is gone. I'm not sure which I should find first
I'm shoveling snow with a camel-pack full of beer in a blizzard. I love snow days as an adult!!!
Nothing says "welcome to Denver" like a hot 18 year old giving you directions to the dispensary and ending up blowing you in the backseat
You took off all your clothes to try on her fur coat and then punched me when I said you couldn't wear it to bed.
Today has been like a snow day for your boobs. No rules, just doing whatever they want.
At what part of the night did you guys leave?
After my hot tub cannonball.
I didn't even have pants on and you think I had an agenda
I might attempt to pee into a cup while driving. I'll let you know how it goes.
Why thank you for your unwanted opinion, person I've never met before.
he ended the message XOXO, who the fuck does he think he is GossipGirl.
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