the mole on his forehead could get me off better than his dick
please tell me you have proof of this
I just found 22 drunken videos and 4 naked pictures on my phone. We'll start the bidding at $5
The football player sitting in front of me just googled himself. Only 4 articles came up. That's why he plays at Utah State.
I'm out of vodka and money. My semester is officially over. The way I see it, my finals are just forms I need to fill out in order to leave campus.
Church boner. Awkwardddd
i gave him the "yep, i was your girfriend's collegiate lesbian sex story" head nod
Dude, the cops never think it's as funny as you do.
you went all the way to UK and still managed to hook up with someone from our highschool...
this whole plan B standoff thing with her is really starting to make me nervous
This was baby jesus's way of getting you to wait until the next bikini wax
You were throwing up and said, "Whipe my face, I must look presentable at all times."
Ok ladies its the usual spring break system. 5 for a guy, 10 for a non-lesbian girl and double points is its a group thing. Hottest guy of the day is an additional 15. GAME ON
the roommate is literally cooking green eggs n ham, and I'm too hungover to see straight. Dr Seuss nightmare.
he just got here with a handle of tequila and box of condoms. looks like i'll be spending the weekend in bed
Well I only snuggle him I don't hump him. That's rude.
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