I had so many friends before that round of Never Have I Ever.
is it true you fucked a yoga instructor last night??! ..and let me know if you want me to post that question on your facebook so kelly can see how happy you are without her
Party priorities: alcohol > girls > music > cups > decorations
Awkward interaction of the day: Staring at some guy trying out if he is or is not the guy that woke me up yesterday by getting arrested in front of my apartment.
votings over. no more wacking it to anti christine o'donnell ads
Is it ironic that the girl with the horse face is also on the equestrian team?
Does she usually listen to trance and cut up broccoli when she's high?
hotel security told us you walked into the hotel with blood all over your dress, weren't wearing any underwear and were escorted back by three men who were believed to be "homosexuals".
oh, you know. just sitting in my bed high as fuck wearing a windbreaker and watching british tv.
Why is there an appointment in my calandar called "get the fuck to the bus" at 3 am june 19th?
Someone was asleep on the couch next to us and woke up. We paused and he yelled "gentlemen, behold! Sex!"
I'm hiding in a cabinet. I'm going to stay here.
I swear, the guy behind me wasn't paying attention until the words "middle aged fuckboy" came out of my mouth.
ya I had reallllllly good sex last night too that will probably get me evicted
sometimes u just gotta ride a dildo and forget about life
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