On a side note I can sing drakes “best I ever had” so good you’d think I was on degrassi.
You have to stop making references to your extense knowledge of 13 year old girl television programming for me to believe you aren’t homo. The Bravo line-up was one thing, but seriously
my brother is a facebook fan of two things: God, and Rhianna. if he's not a prime example of the rare "baptist closeted gay," i don't know who is.
Using a Nedi Pot after doing lines... at least I'm a health conscious drug user?
I don't think i can handle my uncle say again that kid rock is a true musician....
i thought i'd fucked her to death. no lie. she just stopped moving.
She's cheated on every boyfriend she's ever had with the same guy. She's like a slutty yo-yo.
Yeah. I realized I have a weakness for drugs and I need to move somewhere where I don't know how to find them.
Then my perve supervisor asked about your vagina. And I was like nunya, but its glorious
I'm not over that dildo rifle story. I don't think I ever will be.
I walked in describing her boobs thinking I was talking to you only to hear dad say 'I remember when your moms were like that'. ALWAYS tell me when they get home early. Always
If I wasn't planning on spend the rest of my life with you I wouldn't send you so many nudes, so fucking appreciate it
6 hours ago I jacked off a a guy for $100. I explained it away as "compensation" for gas and tolls. WHAT am I doing with my life? Quickest and easiest $100 I ever made though, haha
See I just want a dick that I don`t have to deal with or talk to unless it is inside me. Is that so much to ask for?
I'm hungover and in a fort. And I hate you.
So many questions
I used to want you to marry him...Now I just think you deserve a bigger penis than that.
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