I just googled "whats above a trillion", thats how busy I am at work.
Thong +tight pants =hungry butt. Not a good look on big women! Walmart sucks.
He just screamed at her, "if you pass out i am still having sex with you!!!" In front of the entire party.
You seriously don't know?He was trying to arrest you and you were shouting that you were being punk'd. Punk'd? that show got cancelled like 5 years ago.
had to bail. she had her cat tattooed on her
The 30 seconds of sex was almost worth it...I mean he did smoke me out and watched the princess and the frog with me
You kept running up to random groups of people and saying "I'm a Dallas Cowboy Cheerleader so we all have to chug our drinks!" and they all listened to you.
While we were driving she just screams from the backseat: MUMFORD AND SONS DROP THE BANJO and made what were meant to be banjo sound effects
We have bigger issues at hand... Does anybody know someone in the kalamazoo area that is missing a pair of stilts ?
I've never been more scared for my virginity in my life. And I lost my virginity almost 6 years ago.
Oh man I knew I took that Molly too soon, talkin to some Scottish people lol but don’t like rollin in pizza restaurants.
I really wanna treat my body good. Because i plan on doing drugs
Also I like oatmeal more than sex.
It's official! Naked girl is back and making stir fry. Still not sure she realizes we can see her whole apartment from our balcony. Cheap beer and a show.
So...I know we have a conversation later this week. But one of the key things I want to know is if I can specify having my body mummified and buried in Egypt (or at least nearby the Luxor in Vegas). How much money do you think that would cost? Do I need to increase my life insurance policy?
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