I'm pretty sure that he just gave me the ginger disease
its not stalking. its research.
I just spent twenty minutes with brandons dad explaining why head isnt typically considered sex...can we say awkward?
hey remember that time we got really drunk, you tried to find narnia in my refrigerator and passed out in the freezer drawer??
no.
not sure what to think.... picked her up and her dad says "if you take her home, you'll regret it"
just had to sit in the middle of an aisle in stop and shop because we're too hungover and needed to take a break.
We were naked in bed for hours and we didn't have sex. Either he's gay or he wants to respect me. Neither of which I approve of.
thanks for the 52 voicemails of you and crystal reciting the pleg of allegance
my first words to him the next morning were "do you like magic"?
I'm drunk, we're losing, and I'm in the visitors stands. This is about to get ugly.
You were peeing on a bus yelling fuck public transit, congratulations.
I've come to the conclusion all of your awkward and complicated male encounters could easily be intercepted by a man town Yankee candle and a vibrator. Sleep on that tell me your thoughts in the morning. Sweet dreams.
orgasmnado...tomorrow night
That's what I'm talking about
I think he was trying to be romantic, but the candle he had lit was the kind you use to repel mosquitoes..
its not much but to go through all that to ask for half a balls worth of money was so stressful
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