a guy from my religion class just walked in with a red cup. hello first friday of 2nd semester.
Just passed on a threesome. I'm too old for that kind of morning after.
isnt it sad that we can reminisce about our childhood but we cant remember shit we did last month
remember last night when you and I took turns yelling THIS IS HUGE in my dogs faces? I love wine night.
We almost died tonight..we almost die every night. but tonight was the closest by far
Sophomore year, I fucked on your desk chair. I'm sorry. I love you.
I am dressed. And we didn't do anything. He's gorgeous and tall tho. Something nice to look at when I'm hungover
He set two of my ex boyfriends on fire at two different bars without anyone knowing it was him or how it happened either time. He might be a fucking super hero
I mean, they were small fires and no one got hurt, but still. Awesome.
I saw a groundgog last night outside my back door. I now have a new wedding gift idea.
My new roommate is one of my Tinder matches... It is so on.
He thought I was gay. I had to explain I just really like wearing flannel.
If the smell of things stopped me from putting things in my mouth. I wouldn't be popular with Grindr guys.
It stopped being casual for me when I waxed my vagina for you
I’m a go ahead and fuck down ATL. So when I leave in January I’ll have no regrets.
As a member of the kink community, I feel grossly misrepresented
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