Hahaha figures, hmm should I spank you? Or throw a cow at you?
I have one brief flash of having his dick in my hand. that's all I remember.
are you sure you're not interested? he's the dunkin donuts employee of the month.
Just because it's been in my vagina doesn't mean it's important to me
You asked me to be the big spoon, when you passed out on the stairs
And the horses in Central Park have blankets. And Rafiki just told me "it is time" in the back of our cab.
Sorrye. The bathtuv says hi. But theresno water in it. I've wanted too tell you for the longest, but nevr could
WHY did you say no to the sex seance?
I was smelling my bathroom to make sure it didn't reek of weed...I spaced out and realized I was face to the wall sniffing it for 5 minutes.
I most definitely just found a video on my phone that I accidentally took... You can't see anything and all you can hear is me talking about how good your water was... And then I fed it to you... And used the word "eloquent" to describe it.
I was sending him tit pics while watching how to train your dragon 2. It was everything.
I just got CPR certified, don't make me need these skills so soon
we've talked on the toilet we're linked now
I smell of tequila and Im going to a funeral. This is my life.
Me and my boss just exchanged pictures of our bongs and such...I don't know I feel about this
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