If i come over, it means nothing
Report just came out that Tim Tebow is a virgin but I have proof he is not. He's bent Florida State over the last four years in a row.
I think I know how big ted kennedy's penis is.
Just washed my feet between classes in the bathroom...Four girls totally judged me...
just mention it in a side comment sometime today... like oh by the way i have a daughter but um yeah my day was good
Someone in a vagina costume on campus.
Me. blonde. Sex. Dance floor.
Overheard-"sex" and "giblet gravy" in the same sentence. Best thanksgiving ever.
Then he unzipped his pants and whispers, " oohhh, look out!"
Seriously insulted!! You can not share my dick pick with your gay brother. He won't quit poking me on fb
Come over. Bring cocaine. And my t shirt with the dolphin on it.
He had a hook in his ceiling. I think I'm in love!
Noted. Next time you want to get fried chicken and cocaine.
Ok. That just sounds baller.
Make a note to pack something that won't catch shell casings in your cleavage
I swear to god, if you ever yell my name during sex with my sister again..your balls will be stapled to your nipples.
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