I have no voice and feel like lukewarm beer.
He asked about stds. I told him I don't have any... which I don't. They are now called sti's. Whooopsie
I would rather wake up to a truck driver than wake up to her
LETS GET FUCKED UP IN ONESIES TONIGHT.
I worry about you sometimes...
It's hard for me to sext him when the picture i see on my phone when he texts me is his facebook default of him and his girlfriend.
He said "I wish they sold 40's in bars".. and a business plan came to mind. Maybe I CAN do something with my degree...
hooked up with the gay kid & his friend's mom told me "you know he has a identical twin brother whose straight, right?"
Dude you were sitting on a bench on the street with her for 45 minutes thinking you were on the bus
Who knows? Maybe we can sing afternoon delight into each other's genitals.
Basically I don't wanna put on pants...but I'm stoked for drinking my face off tomorrow.
I mean, with your nipple problem im surprised. #hangacoatonem
it's ok, no one ever died fom being sticky.
i've gotta research that and get back to you.
If I'm going to keep blacking out this much I need to start taking more pictures.
I’m not closing myself off the to the possibility of making a bad life choice.
My arm is completely dead, never again will i give you a 20 minute hand job. You better have enjoyed that asshole. I have to text with my left hand now.
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