I am one bad relationship away from having 30 cats.
Our teacher totally just got outed in class by a speaker from some lesbian cooperative house
What's the point in getting all dressed up and going when i'm just gonna throw up on myself by midnight?
he said "cool" when i took off my bra and proceeded to stare wideeyed at them the ENTIRE time. it was like sleeping with the kid i showed my boobs to for the first time in 6th grade.
tuesday night obama will do an address about the oil spill at 8... it'll only be about 15 minutes... but i think thats plenty of time for a drinking game. key words "oil" "bp" and "responsibility"?
Fuck yes. Let's make bingo cards.
They really brought out their best strippers for vday weekend
It's totally ok to sleep with him. The only place I have feelings for him is in my vagina.
Nothing motivates a person to clean their apartment like puking up cheese ravioli beer-tequila chicken wings for eight hours.
Do the molecules within bourbon change when mixed with a cola to form a superior liquid treat?
For sure. I'm slow cooking a 6 pound pork shoulder wrapped in bacon. If that doesn't scream "guys I'm going into culinary arts lets get drunk" I'm not sure what does.
No, dude...I agree it's great in theory but I promise you that 80 drunk 21 year old sorority girls together in one room for formal is one of the worst drama filled ideas ever. Ever.
Lol I wish they went straight to your cock then shot out into my mouth like a cock nacho dispenser
All right, sex is off the menu for you. Now you just get friendship. So I can spend marginally less time being annoyed by you.
So is it your turn now to pretend like dating someone else would stop us from fucking?
Well. I think my red tank top is jinxed. this is now the second time it's gotten jizz on it.
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