dinner with the girl I motorboated last semester wasn't as awkward as I thought it would be
I think call of duty has replaced my masturbating. And I'm alright with that.
i remember too much of last night for it to have been successful
I'm pretty sure blacking out is a coping mechanism.
I'm trying to have a "pick me up from my house so I can get completely annihilated night" any takers? Cmon people this is what friends are for
they paper machayed me.
i told you ... never pass out drinking with preschool teachers.
It wasn't good. I can tell by the way he fucks me he watched too much porn
THIS IS A FLATMATE WARNING! The white powder next to sink is washing powder I spilled and is not meant for human comsumption. I repeat- do not digest, snort or smoke the white powder next to the sink!!!!
I'm going to take a nap so I don't feel like a stripper sneezed in my mouth tomorrow morning at work.
I have a rash on my arm from the cat litter. Think the cat will be mad that I peed in its box?
My liver is fucking rocky. Get knocked down 7 times and gets up 8. World champ
sorry I called you to cry about the state of the neopets economy
Drug test isn't today. Now I'm just sitting in this orientation with a bag of your piss in my pants
Only thing I have going for me is jacking off, weed, and saturdays
I BLEED THE BLOOD OF MY ANCESTORS WHO FOUGHT SO BRAVELY FOR MY FREEDOM
cool u want pads or tampons
tampons please
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