Nevermine. I'm just going to tell you on Myspace with a glitter graphic.
This girl in my class is wearing a sweatshirt that says "LEAD ME NOT INTO TEMPTATION" ahaha I almost just laughed out loud. We could never be friends
Last night was proof dads should hug their daughters more
recycled a plan b box. kill a baby. save a tree.
my mothers day present is going to be not puking at the table during brunch
did you know that my friend knows a guy with 3 balls what the actual fuck
I poured somre cereal, realized the chocolate to flake ratio was off, tried to fix it by digging through the box, gave up because of the difficulty level, and poured it back in the box. Being high is the best diet.
Of course it may just be the context. A dish of dog food would look lovely next to your breasts.
who is the naked dude on the coffee table
thats jeff, jeff is nice so don't be rude
The fact that you got a stranger guy to buy you a pizza off tinder makes me feel amazing
I will be the DD but everyone has to call me Mistress
Please come check out theses cougars grinding on a pole. I feel like they're showing us up and we need a duel stat
I seriously just rolled a joint on my high school diploma. I feel like I've come so far.
I think I'm taking after my dog, I just want to hump everything
then he said the sex was mediocre and that it was because of me. and that we could try again tomorrow.
it was 100% mediocre because of him, and we will 100% not be trying again tomorrow.
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