You really coming over, don't trick.
we have officially lost it.
This is some kinda fucked up sordid doggy brothel peepshow bullshit.
i'm 67% sure he was trying to sing in hawaiian
it's not like this is the first time she's brought a guy home and I'm the one who hooks up with him
Dude i swear to christ if he sends me one more pic of a "magnificent dump" im changing my number
You told me "I need to pound this drinks if I'm going to pretend his dick is big enough" then left. Dollar night quotes 2012
You coulda licked the floor this morning and got drunk.
Apparently after I threw up I put my socks in the toilet......
you texted him "it's time for the no pants dance", please get your tubes tied.
my mom said i came home and fell asleep on the floor. like right in front of her.
He was Jesus for Halloween and I definitely got on my knees and gave him praise.
Im part way to drunk.
I woke up and he already had a joint rolled waiting next to the bed. Love.
That confirms what we've all known all along. I'm a bad gay. I have no fashion sense.
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