You took my girl thats shot the Fuck out. You better watch your skinny ass.
That's barely a sentence. Who's your girl? I think you've got the wrong number. I haven't even lived in Alabama for 4 years.
Yeah, I do, I'm sorry. I meant 205 not 256. sorry about that.
Good luck with your revenge in Birmingham.
Definitely still drunk while signing the 'responsible adult' form at the hospital
I came out of bedroom with my jeans on backwards, zipped AND buttoned. I have inconceivable talents whilst intoxicated.
I made a game called come to class high and eat nachos.
Guy in our group took down a chick in a wheelchair last night.
He's drinking red wine in a margarita glass. He couldn't be more perfect for me.
And my cat won't make me food. She's a bitch
You threw my heel at her from across the street... And hit her in the back of the head so hard she face planted into the street. I need more friends like you.
This is the first time I'm hearing this information.
Spring Fling is on 420. The theme better be 'Flower Child'.
I want there to be fog machines and unicorns.
Was she always missing a tooth or am I just now noticing it?
Just threw up in the MSO airport men's room. We're at that point this morning.
easter 2014 is on 4/20 THIS IS NOT A DRILL YOUR FAMILY WILL EXPECT YOU TO BE HOME AND SOBER I REPEAT THIS IS NOT A DRILL
He could only go twice. I need a guy with more stamina and is less married
If someone plays phil collins i'm gonna take off my clothes
I’m a women at a strip club dressed as post Malone
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