Hahahaha do you think bella ever gave edward head?
I just walked through a room full of deaf people and farted i love deaf people
I sent you an email today but due to work restrictions, I had to misspell choke sex
Pregaming class all semester has made this final review session more like my introduction to the topic.
you have no idea the dirty thing i want to do to your blad spot. please wear my vagina as a hat.
I give you full permission to fuck a rando on my air mattress.
Look if 10 am was too early to go barrel tasting the winery would not be open.
My bathing suit kept falling whenever I went under a wave and this kid caught on and kept checking them out so I told him nothing comes free $5 a boob
I spent the money she owed me on enough magnum condoms to make a blimp. Damn right I'm going to make the best of it.
You just referred to a pillow with a stolen bra strapped to it as "she". Let that sink in for a minute.
Thanks for launching me off you reverse cowgirl. I think I chipped a tooth.
i mostly like you because you have a nice nose and that's an important trait to pass on to my future children
I apologize that you just fell victim to my random thought of how to make a blow job come to life via emojis.
Soo I'm in the trunk of a car drunk about to jump on trampolines. My life rocks!
It feels like heartburn in my lungs. I'll buy 2 pounds.
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