OKAY SO WHENEVER I SEE AN UGLY COUPLE I ALWAYS WONDER WHAT THEY SAY TO EACH OTHER IN BED. creepy?
Normal people don't sit around and watch Degrassi for twelve hours...
FUCK YOU.
Yes..we had amazing sex that I have a 50 percent chance of remembering.
It's cute how he thinks we're going to have sex again
Homecoming wouldn't be the same without all the drunk old people puking on the street.
Ignoring the crisis im in. Sitting in the front yard in a kiddie pool. Wearing arm floaties, fins and a snorkel. Waiting for a hot guy to walk by.
im the best fifth wheel. all four of them separately bribed me to never speak of what happened last night
Tomorrow, you will get a text, and it will bE spelled right, that's me yo, certify ya soon
We play beat the clock every morning. When the alarm goes off, she hits snooze and drops her panties. If I can't finish in time to beat the snooze, she jumps in the shower and I've gotta jerk off.
I miss yesterday.Today's hangover makes yesterday's look like a little girl with blonde ringlets playing hopscotch in the street with a ginger kitten.
I just want to like fall into a pit of hot wings beside a keg of yingling and eat my way to freedom
Henceforth: booty calls will now be referred to as "deliveries of anatomy". That is all.
just like fucking own it. stare that cop in the eye and just keep masturbating "yeah motherfucker Im high as shit and this feels great"
its like i get a dick upgrade with every new guy i screw, at this rate i'm scared to see my next one
He ate me out for an eternity. Like fell asleep, woke up, and he was still doing it.
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