turns out gay frats are just like normal frats, only with more v-necks
Mac n' cheese is coming out of my nose. You can't make that feel better
You stuck your head out the window to puke and got hit with a mailbox.
she "accidentally" hit me with her car, its almost as if she know im fucking her boyfriend.
just fought my dog for the chicken pie I dropped on the floor.
Guys, right now i need a picture of a squirrel, preferably with one of you guys but not necessary.
Of course I'm not above using aladdin and pot to get laid, this is america
That was the apt with beer in the juice and the floor caving in. Don't go.
Naw man, if he's crazy enough to jerk off on a public bus he's too crazy for me to fuck with
Seriously. All I want right now is a 40 with a nipple on it, and a nap
Duck, Duck, Goose is now the autocorrect, safe for work version of fuck, fuck, loose.
It's like the hunger games, but we're gonna bone each other instead of kill each other
nothing like a long car ride to make you think of all the bad things you've done
She threw my purse across the room almost broke a lamp and this all started bc she forgot what an air mattress was
do nipples grow back?
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