i knew she was desperate at the point in which she started showing me her naked pics on her phone
For the record it's 1026 and you told me I could leave you in the bathroom.
I just had a 30 minute conversation about hummingbirds. That high.
I miss high conversations.
Swinging. Is. Amazing.
That's like being smoked out by a unicorn. If the opportunity presents itself you fucking do it and don't ask questions.
I don't want anything to do with the Darth Vader stripper babe. I'm just trying to make dreams come true.
Some guy just showed up at my door to return my bikini top. EXPLAIN NOW
i told myself when i was 16 i would never fuck an Alan. now i've fucked 3 and i'm punching my 16-year-old self in the face
I just came inside of a Gatorade bottle. That hungover.
So we broke my sobriety. Played life size childhood games. Broke into a cold hot tub and got laid. I think this is BFF quality!
I just got a job offer for Australia. Unfortunately I have given the name of Whitney
I never thought the most recent texts on my phone would be with ASAP ferg and my ex...
I just don't wanna be that girl with no ride and no pants
It's like jay gatsby himself preordained that our genitals meet again.
I'm about to make existential crisis tacos.
THE SUN DOESNT SET TIL 647 YAAAAASSSSSSSSSS. Goodbye seasonal depression hello regular depression
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