Of course we end up in a gay bar... And I have to tell you there are some hot dudes here, should I pass around your Facebook?
well recently, every guy I have hooked up with has been economy sized
yeah. pants. i need to put pants on. i didn't do that last night. big mistake
just gave him road head on the way home IN A SNOW STORM..good thing we didn't crash or I'd be dead. I DIDN'T HAVE MY SEATBELT ON
clearly you have your priorities straight
i'm not the one sitting naked in my room playing with my boobs and a cat.
Oh please tell me that I'm sleeping in your shower and not the neighbor's again
If this party got busted it would be an improvement
So wait. Let me get this straight lol... you... are are considering offering fetish services to "trample and own" someone for $80 in order to pay for someone to come organize ur shit? Pure genius.
DONT YOU DARE DIE YET THERE IS SO MUCH SEX TO BE HAD
Can we make sure camping doesn't turn into forest-orgy?
Lol, last year was UNREAL
Let's try finding a bar where there aren't people who want to hang me from a tree by my nutsack
That moment when I wear the same thing I did to a motel nooner to my family's Christmas party... Ho Hoety Ho bitches
He plays guitar, sings like an angel, and acts like a gentleman. If I don't fuck him by the end of first semester, I'm dropping out
I told him he looked like my uncle.
Why would you say that in a bathtub?
if by making eggnog you mean drinking all the spiced rum, then yes, she's making eggnog
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