Well you will be happy to know that aaron carter hit on me
you better believe me or I'll punch you in the face
i walked in the apt and she was vacuuming. i asked why and she said so we could have sex on the floor. i love clean freaks.
Last thing I remember was you straddling a guy in a wheelchair on the dance floor.
He is the one I "technically" lost my virginity to.
I feel like you never had a virginity..
Just realized ive been sitting through all of lab with a condom in my bra.
yay hump day
At this point can I suggest a mail away bride. You judge Nick but you are a strange dude and that may be your ticket.
i was completely deserted.. so i stood outside starbucks for 20 minutes trying to convince the employees to open early and take care of me.. fuck you guys
I am debating about my sub. I am not quite sure I can be the dom he needs.
Son of a bitch took my liquid eyeliner
If I just skip sleeping, does hangover still happen? Gonna try it. Will report back. StTAND BY
It's a little hazey but I think I tried to request Nelly last night. There was no dj. Not sure who I was talking to
So, I'm either with my future life partner or my future life taker. And his brother. lol. I'll let you know when I get home alive.
Never again will I go to my mom's side of the family's parties. After the bride and groom cut the head off the roasted pig together they boarded their RV and rode off into the sunset.
There’s an entire generation of people out there who didn’t grow up watching Mr. Rogers and it shows. These Boomers need to get their shit together.
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