gavin joseph was born around 1 oclock 9lbs 12oz... over 21 inches long
Thats what she said
Did u know that at any givin time there r 46,948,952 drunk people in the world? Were not alone
we've been dating more than a month and i just realized there's no hair on his chest..
you've had sex with him. you must've seen him naked.
nah, i feel like naked sex would be getting too serious for us..
So you really have to stop introducing me to girls and afterwards saying "he has his dick pierced" let them find out for themselves
last night we were having sex and i didn't care if i got off. i was just holding up my hand behind his head so i could look at my new ring. i think he knew.
I can't wait to go to grad school so I am not your high unemployed friend.
I'm using my ex bfs phone number to look up his Kroger card so I can get a discount on condoms...yep this is my life
My Wonder Woman lingerie has been defiled by man. I'm a horrible Amazon.
also had sex in his sister's princess style bunk bed.
but you are a princess that one was appropriate.
So shaving my butt whilst humming "be prepared" is now in my top five weirdest Friday night activities.
Just took physics exam. I think this is one of those 'chuck it in the fuck-it bucket and become an art major' days
Dude I asked him to get me beef jerky at 4 am and he actually walked to CVS to get it. CVS closes at 12 but it was the perfect opp to dip out
My roommate wasn't home and I was too drunk and tired so I peed in the trash can. Twice.
Just got thrown out of the club for making condom water balloons. I'm not ashamed.
Dude. So. Much. Sex. Find a girl in her 30s. Now.
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