Would you object to my putting the bidet video on my Facebook page? It;s awesome.
I'm in the mood to be taken advantage of ;-)
Everytime she would start slurring, she'd stop, hold up a finger, wait like 30 seconds, then try again. I love drunk people
writing the newer testament. It's the 3rd for the series. I'll update u the rule changes later.
You came back with puke all over your sweatshirt and started doing darth vader impressions
Some asshole just brought BK into my summer class, im already high as hell, i did not need another way to not pay attention
we did rock-paper-scissors to see who would find out if you had alcohol poisoning
Tell him next time im gonna be "disgrace to the family" drunk
you have failed as an in class drinking partner.
Im about to smoke a huge bowl. My penis is so happy. Who needs girls.
i wish i just like had a pee bag attached to me and i could just go whenever i want wherever i want
It's all good, I've hated people for lesser reasons than being my ex boyfriend's favorite pro athlete of all time
Currently looking up Winnie-the-Pooh porn.
So i dislocated my knee but still went home and fucked his brains out. Nothing gets in the way of my sex life. NOTHING.
i out mim tonsoeep
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