i met a boy and i'm in lovvvvveeeeeeee and we're going to vegas and getting marrrrrriiiieeeeedddddd!
let's be honest with each other here, that's about the worst idea you've ever had. you need to walk this one off.
So after THIS dui, I've decided to stop driving. Not drinking, just quit driving.
I have on cowboy boots and a ten gallon hat. I'd say I'm a little past tipsy
Do you ever go through someone elses pictures and just appreciate the fact that youre not really friends with them?
I may have been hammered and in a wheelchair but I definitely remember asking the hospital reseptionist to marry me
The bartender from Thursday remembered me... And gave me a FLAMING BUCKET of alcohol.
Im about to embark on a date with someone who shit in my car. How did this become my life?
The realization of how permanent those tattoos really were set in this morning... I am SO sorry.
Haha at least the one I have like that you can't tell we are completely drunk and you're about to kick a glass out of my hand in a fit of joy over pizza.
The creepiest man is serenading me at the bar right now. I had about a quarter of a drink left and the bartender just walked over and filled it with vodka and walked away laughing.
I drink to make the karaoke go away.
I remember doing shots of gin, then I have this strange memory of us making out in the womens room at waffle house.
I regret none of it.
Seriously, fuck work.
uh yea I'm curled up in the trunk of my car
I just watched my high school guidance counselor pee in the backyard of this party.
It's becoming clear to me that I am not sugar baby material. I don't think I could handle old balls long term.
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