Viking lives by an ancient code of honor that we do not understand.
What code could that possibly be? Bothering the fucking shit out of people while being physically repulsive?
we were dressed as cave people and he kept telling everybody i was so easy a caveman could do it.
The best part was her genuine shock and total "I didn't know" look when we said she couldn't cook a steak in a microwave.
I just saw a dude get out of an ambulance with nothing but wallabees on
On ecstasy, in Ikea. this is incredible.
He kept coming back from the bar with hotter girls and just left with two...I feel like I just witnessed something amaZing. Like meeting Jesus and finding out he has no morals either
Just promise me we won't die tonight. I can't have an autopsy report that reads "stomach contents: Tequila and semen."
So puking trix and chicken wings is horrible but atleast we got free drinks for taking the trash out at the bar we are really movin up in the world
This is most sickening thing I've ever seen, and I threw up my body weight in jello shots on my birthday.
Stand up sex. Extremely, extremely difficult. I now know how pointe dancers feel.
Just threw up in front of the Boy Scouts on my base. Welcome to the Navy kids.
Nothing with ever convince me that she wasnt purposely left behind by our mother to ruin my life and fuck our family
Pizza and koolaid didn't even make me feel better. This hangover means business
then he told me my boobs feel like "if you put mushroom soup in a baggie." I don't know how I'm supposed to feel about this.
God damn. You sleep with one 40 year old married dude and suddenly you have “daddy issues”. Fuck all of you.
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