STUCK IN CAPS. WANA GET AFTER IT TOMORROW?
yup put them legs up on your shoulders and eat her like some folgers
eat her like coffee?
She has 2500 facebook friends. I probably should have used a condom.
She answered the door wearing a blanket and holding a golf club. I was too late for this party.
Bro... You handed me an ice cube from your drink and said "tell me if it tastes like pickles".
Mid stroke she told me she'd had bigger. Replied I could tell. Sex ended right at that moment.
Did you put Adderal in the fishtank in the lobby? The fish are acting like Olympic sprinters. Asshole.
If you're going to be single forever, you should try the quesalupas at Taco Bell.
I gave my girlfriend a ring to celebrate our anniversary, she thought It was an engagement ring. Now im getting married and I don't know what to do.
I realized it was late, and he was my brother in humanity and another incarnation of my own life force and consciousness, so I regained control of myself, thanked him for helping me, and went home.
I gave him the white girl "you spilled my psl look" and walked away
You're now part of the minority of friends who haven't seen my boobs.
My trash can is full of used condoms and girl scout cookie boxes.
Fuuuuuck dude, he’s got #Excel in his Facebook bio; I’m screaming
I was simply suggesting that you really should try coke bondage sex.
Randomize
