Just woke up and stopped at the WaWa in Virginia. Had major morning wood and didn't try to hide it when walking around. So many awkward stares.
I told him that all frat guys do it... it was that easy to get him to go down on me.
The visine ive been using for four yrs expired. in sept. of 2001.....i will never question my eye problems again.
Confirm for me that it's be a bad idea to sleep with the 50 year old that's currently hitting on me?
She's walking around topless with a bottle of red wine, crying and singing showtune ballads. This is actually an improvement.
You remember the guy that busted in waving a tazer at everyone yelling "get the fuck outta my crib"?
yeah you don't forget that shit easily
We ended up crawling out from our hiding spot and playing pool with him once he calmed down. His name is Marcus. I got his email.
Well... When your girlfriend fucks your sister, the 2 week courtesy window goes out the door.
The sad thing is; I'm getting used to walking around feeling like I could hurl at any minute.
This girl just texted me asking me to drop her cheese. What the fuck for that mean?
If a baby can come out of it, so can four raquetballs.
Diet Starts Tomorrow! Guy from McDonalds asked if I got a new car...
only I would find a long lost relative through a craigslist casual encounters ad
I'm not the type to go to a guys house...in your case his boat...and sleep with them..I mean I have in the past but I'm trying to be more serious and grown up
would it be awkward if i bring my husband?
only if i fuck you in the bathroom while he's paying the check
you can't just call dibs on my vagina bro.
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