First shot of my 21st. 11 a.m. in econ class. Success.
Her brother walked in on her giving me a bj and just laughed. I got a highfive before I left.
when my professor asked "does anyone know what streches across south america" and a kid in the back row said "my exgirfriends vagina" i knew i was at home.
is that a crab cake on the shelf with the dvd's....?
He went bowling in his bathroom.. And shattered the toilet.
So squirting runs in the family.
I don't care if shes your sisters age. Once someone is on my to do list theres only one way to get them off it
You're about to fuck a guy with a sweatshirt tied around his waist like a mensurating 13 year old. Get your priorities straight, you're graduating tomorrow.
You better wipe the dick of your lips before you come smoke this blunt.
She was covered in mud grabbed my crotch and said see that handprint that means I called dibs
The fuck-me-pumps were hot, the XL hoody kinda ruined it.
last night I learned that if you try to buy tacos in this town, that you will be stopped by three cop cars with breathalizers
He’s actually a personal trainer. He said he hasn’t taught yoga in a while but the stripper prefers to introduce him as a yoga teacher
Just did the "lost my phone, need #'s" post and I got a text saying "go ahead and save me as Ashley-DD because I know you will anyway. I think I love her.
I've started recycling nudes. Why should I take new pictures for every single man?
Randomize
