is drinking for groundhog day legit?
well you blacked out on MLK day and we pregamed arbor day, so yes
is this the sara with the beer cane?
Pre-game strategy: play thunder by yourself in the shower. Surprisingly, success.
Stop. He threw up in front of Madison Square Garden security. Spit at the guys feet and grunted ughhh at him.
We eventually get in a cab (after david tried to hail multiple regular cars and some sort of shuttle bus)
honestly I asked the same thing when we had our slip n slide and margarita party
If you hook up with a kid and the next day he breaks up with his girlfriend, those can be seen as two completely unrelated incidents right?!
So are you actually going to come fuck me in the ass this weekend, or was that just you being drunk in a kilt?
I can not say for certain that I did not blow someone in the bathroom at the bar at some point.
I can smell the sangria seeping out of my pores
Saw the same Luigi I hooked up with last Halloween. Still in his same Luigi costume and scruff that hurt my face
I woke up to him "wax on, wax off"-ing my boobs. I just reminded myself that I love him and let it happen.
Is there a classy way to tell him that to thank him for his service I would like to put his dick in my mouth?
"Happy Veterans Day! Now pull down your pants."
Ive decided to see your threat against my life as you flirting
If your talking about a poncho I WANT ONE
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