i just made a list of the people i have slept with. is it bad that some of them are just either names of the places i met them or the color of the shirts?
i also rounded the number up for good measure. i am sure there are a few i have forgotten about.
I'm convinced that Kathy Griffin and Andy Dick are the same person...
Well, it's 24 hours till finals. I need high A's on all of them and I still am not sure where exactly on campus most of my classes took place.
he came over wasted, used the bathroom, drank some water, and fell asleep holding my hand. what kind of a fuck buddy does that??
Sometimes I look at the people in school that are obviously very diligent and on top of their studies, and then I wonder why they don't smoke weed.
Speaking of gay, some dude in a life vest just goes, we should pull our dicks out! To larry. Were leaving now. I saw penis
A man that refers to my vagina in third person is a man after my own heart.
Based on your 5AM twitter activity I gather you found MORE FREE COKE??
We had a threesome and he gave us bottle rockets and a lamp for our apartment
Lol yeah. Because I just woke him up to blow him for being hot.
RAAAAAAAAWWWWRRRRRR
THATS ME HOWLING MY ENJOYMENT OF THE THINGS WE CAN DO WHILE GETTING DRUNK
I just want him to make us coffee. And whack off into the sunset
But if you move out who will get drunk with me on the roof and yell at boys?!?
Why is no one on Snapchat tonight? I want to see other people having fun so I know it still exists.
I'm fucked-out. That state of being high between fucked up and passed out.
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