fix you gags fore go to garrits please? !!!!!!!
What does that mean?
How when the cu k dos I yet u
Focus
he puts the penis in happiness.
dont like to call her my roomate, too cordial. i refer to her as the whore that was assigned to live with me
i chipped my tooth tryin to cut thru her pantyhose. that stuff is bulletproof.
He wore homemade jorts on our first date. I'm not sure if I should leave now or embrace the white trash lust and marry him
The water bill last month was outrageous. We have got to stop fucking for hours in the shower
Get dressed, I have 50$ and you need a new beer pong table since we threw yours off the 8th floor last night.
He always takes me to get taco bell after we hook up in his car. It's sort of become a booty call tradition.
I watched her follow him out of the bar, chase him around the corner and literally throat punch him. It was awesome.
....I feel like you are deciding whether or not I'm good enough for you based on what I ordered from Chipotle.
I feel so much better about my break up knowing that he's having his 26th birthday at Rollar kingdom\n
I could run a drunk marathon in heels
Human centipede...with the teletubbies. That's what my nightmare had in it.
I don't even want to know.
I think I just pulled an onion peel off my boob from sleeping on their kitchen floor
I think I ejaculated my soul out.
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