well i did feel guilty about it. until i saw how hot the guy was the next day. now, nothing but pride.
call of duty 2 was the straight man's twilight
I wiped a tear off her cheek with my boner. It cheered her up
she said she was living bicuriously through me.
On my way back to his place to see his "art". Why am I sure this is going to be nothing more than his dick in a box?
You slept with a red coat way too close to independence day. It's just very unpatriotic.
How's your threesome situation going?
Optimistic
It was fun, but I mean, any day that starts with shower tequila is bound to be good.
Hate to say it and even though I definitely have a biased opinion but I'm surprised your not, sleeping with anyone else. Good personality, charisma and amazing in the sack.
Feel free to use me as a reference.
I'm waiting at the bar and am surrounded by unattractive women.
You need to get here and rebalance this disturbance in the force.
You were fine, but your knee injury definitely came from interpretive dancing like a gay fairy with lead wings all around the Mission St BART. Everyone thought you were on drugs.
haha it's ok, I asked people. I was like "I'm high and lost" and the dude just said "That's my life. Love it."
Car is still out of commission. Looks like it's Grape Nuts and scotch for dinner.
I'm floating on a 30mph cloud right now not giving a fuck
the sex was good. her showing me pictures of her 4 year old daughter afterwards was not.
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