I am going to fall madly in love with a ginger, marry the ginger and have lil ginger children running all around town. Oy
You shut your mouth
every time i send "do you want some cock" to her T9 manages to change it to "anal"...i think she's mad now
i may or may not be watching the land before time
the doormen always congratulate him in spanish as he walks me downstairs in the morning
just looked up how to break up with someone nicely on google. glad to know im not the only one who looks up this shit.
I woke up from my nap, looked out my window, and saw about bout 6 people get tasered in less than 20 seconds.....could someone please tell me what's going on.
I swear to god he's a one man village people.
I don't know but the stairs are covered in apples
How would u feel about transportimg a penis shaped ice luge to nashville?
Dude you were sitting on a bench on the street with her for 45 minutes thinking you were on the bus
You should have seen her, she looked like a skinny Jabba The Hutt
That literally makes no sense
Exactly
did i really sing to your nipples last night?
yes. and it was oddly very seductive
He was saying things like "cum for me like a good girl" and "put my entire python I like to call a dick in your mouth" .. Okay I might have changed that one a bit
we can no longer cook chicken in the house. his name is herbert, we are keeping him and can not eat his people in front of him.
remind me again why we thought drinking hungarian moonshine was a good idea
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