I had a disgustingly explicit dream last night involving myself and lil wayne.
Just saw an Asian guy riding his razor scooter to class. Dreams do come true
what am i going to do when LOST is over? What am i going to get high to?
btw im making up a story about these stitches..... i think a hockey stick to the face sounds better then i fell up the stairs
On a scale of one to america, how free are you this weekend?
I shouldn't trust a guy I just met with the pull out method. That's a big responsibility.
She gave such good road head it was turned into side-of-the-road head for everyone's safety
Nothing bad can happen when you have a kiwi flavored condom. Absolutely nothing.
i just wrote an ode to an enchilada dorito. i'll need that pregnancy test now please.
Hey, what did you end up doing with those ski goggles?
Anything is possible. I didn't even know I was wearing the toilet cover as a hat
just for future reference, lake water is NOT mix for hard stuff. nor is it an adequate substitute.
Dude you spoke to a girl about CRICKET. She MUST want sex
I've given up on the male species, I'm just going to be a lonely whore for the rest of my life.
What part of I just want to watch porn, eat Taco Bell, and masturbate did you not understand?
She woke up, peed in the sink and then passed out again, it's only 2 in the afternoon
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