It really wasent that hard. The male one had a M and the woman one had a W. I just couldent comprehend that at the time.
You put a nerf gun to his head and demanded him to take you to taco bell..
I'm eating tomato paste and drinking banana juice that is expired. Can we please get groceries tonight?
We were driving to the party as he was giving me key bumps.. That's what I call team work
it was like getting a handjob from robocop
Sex with him was like teaching a two year old how to work a machine gun
We should reintroduce naked Mondays
So glad I decided to show up and puke in your trashcan.
These are the moments that bond souls forever.
You kept going up to guys in plaid and screaming "are you a lumberjack" in their faces
Seriously, she had fingers that made me thank a god I don't even believe in that I'm gay.
Who knew wearing a toga outside would provide for and infinite amount of dick to choose fron
You told him about your cats? I told his friend to put his dick in my mouth, and you talked about cats!?
Did you leave it the depths of Magic Mike's favorite banana hammock?
Dude, I'm at a wedding and there's a mashed potato bar and bacon strip appetizers. I'm getting all emotional.
She's throwing a party for a guy that just got out of rehab?
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