she has a tiny mouth but huuuge vocal chords
You're the unicorn of the gay community. Unbelievable and unattainable.
I puked last after eating a volcano taco and drinking vodka. I felt like a fucking dragon.
You act like I'm friends with her or something. I only screw her boyfriend!
Oh yeah.
The vagina on Hilton Head is mighty fine this time of year.
The hot guy sitting next to me in the lib is reading a book called "Impersonal sex in public places." How wrong would it be to give him my number when I bounce?
Let me stew on this while im plucking my nipple hairs and showering.
When we asked you how you got there you replied in all seriousness, "rode my legs"
Nice just gets you lonely or dead. I don't like those options.
After he finished he sang his college fight song like it was some victory
I have booze and I wanna give you a bj. How can you be mad at me?
There we go, I shall begin my attempt to achieve whore status today
I can get something to clone your cock for $40. It's worth it. It's my birthday present to myself.
OMG I CAN GET A GLOW-IN-THE-DARK ONE
Fuck you. Fuck this party. I just wanted to be pretty with a cute little tiara and boys sucking my tits, now i have a hangman game drawn on my face and jello shots in my hair.
I wanted to give you a great birthday party. You know I did.
oh he pulled my dick out. wanna come over after he leaves
GET OFF YOUR PHONE
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