just got a rotting pancake and bacon in the mail from your address....
That sound you heard was the sound of millions of brackets exploding simultaneously
My mom said I should get that 'not fucking anybody' problem fixed.
DID YOU JUST COME OUT THROUGH A FACEBOOK COMMENT??
He told me that he wanted to break up with his girl friend but only after we had sex, only for him to make sure I'm worth it..
No I am not eating basil off your cock
Rachel and his cat watched us 69 last night. I pretended to be embarrassed the next day... But to be honest I like an audience
I don't know. I was also picked up by the doormen and held over the bar so I could do an upside down shot out of a bartenders tits.
Seriously you have a sixth sense. You woke up out of a nap to tell us all to check the clock and it was 4:18. You're like the spiderman of smoking weed.
Well he fell three stories from the balcony and still had the strength to fuck me for 2 hours.
Until they make a bed that bathes you in your sleep, I will not be satisfied.
Don't pretend you don't want to dance on the edge of overdose all three nights
I would do everything over again, except the fireball.
Twist bend and done? Jesus that sounds like a seventh grade hand job.
this bedazzled flask is my best investment yet
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